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A boy and a girl have just had sex.
Girl: "Ever met someone as hot as me in bed?"
Boy: "Uhmm...Yeah just the one."
Girl: "Ohh..."
Boy: "Yeah, she's got the same hair colour."
Girl: "..."
Boy: "Same surname. Lives at this address. Looks a lot like you!"
Girl: "Awwww...That's so sw-"
Boy: "Yeah, your mum's awesome."