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Ooops!
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what had happened.
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she, at a difficult hole, sliced her ball into a field full of cattle. We went to look for the ball and I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end"
I walked over, lifted its tail and, sure enough, there was a golf ball stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" But I don't remember much after that.
