[Skipton]

One Liners​

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
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What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
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Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

The croissant joke is SO witty! Took me a while but once I got it I couldn't stop laughing.