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Once Bitten!
Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands
over a cup of tea one day.
''I do wish my Alfred would stop biting his fingernails,
that makes me terribly nervous'' the first one said.
''Oh my Herbert used to do the same thing,'' the other woman said.
''But I broke him of that habit really quickly.''
''What did you do?''
''I hid his f#?:$+! teeth.''
