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Oldie but goodie. Joke
Oldie but goodie.
A man walks into a bar, and immediately notices a man on the other end of the bar with a tiny guy playing a tiny piano in front of him. Intrigued by this, the man walks up and asks where the hell the dude got the little guy playing a piano. The man said, "Oh, well, there's this cave out in the desert that has this lamp. You rub the lamp and the genie will pop out and give you whatever wish you want." So the man who walked into the bar goes out to find his fortune.He finds the cave in the desert, goes in and finds the lamp. After he rubbed it for a bit, a genie eventually came out.
The genie says," I give you one wish, and one wish only. Make your wish."
So the man thinks for a bit, and then says, "I wish a million bucks."
"Poof!! IT'S DONE!", the genie says, and disappears back into his lamp.
The dude is super excited for his $1,000,000, but he doesn't see any sign of it. He checked his wallet, but nothing. Checked his bank account, nothing new there either.
He walks out of the cave, and immediately upon exit, he looks up and sees a million ducks flying in a v shape above him.
Pissed off, the man goes back to the bar, confronted the man who gave him directions, and says, "Hey, buddy, wtf? I went out there, found the lamp, made a wish for a million bucks, and all I got was a million ducks flying over me!"
The man looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Yeah, no shit, buddy. Do you think I wished for an 18" pianist!?!"
