[Luckyus]

Old Two Timer​

Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he
goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into
the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have
passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Frank turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?''

"Sex." he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old coot. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun
to your head!"

"I know," Frank says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they
would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Frank's little man.

Then one night Frank didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find him and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the
pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Frank's little
man!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-bitch!! What does Ethel have
that I don't have?"

Old Frank smiled happily and replied,

"Parkinson's"

 

[Jarred Santos]

Old Two Timer​

Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he
goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into
the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have
passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Frank turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?''

"Sex." he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old coot. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun
to your head!"

"I know," Frank says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they
would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Frank's little man.

Then one night Frank didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find him and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the
pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Frank's little
man!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-bitch!! What does Ethel have
that I don't have?"

Old Frank smiled happily and replied,

"Parkinson's"

When the punchline hit me, I let out a sound I'd die before I let anyone else hear legendary as always, @Luckyus