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Old Soldiers
Two old army veterans were sitting on a park
bench looking at the ladies walking past.
One of them turns to the other and asks,
"When was the last time you made love to a lady?"
The other old veteran replies,
"I think it was about 1945."
The first one gives a little whistle and says,
"Wow, THAT long ago?"
The other veteran looks at his watch and replies,
"Yeah, dunno, not that long ago.
It's only 2155 hours now!"
