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OLD LADIES AT A FLOWER SHOW

OLD LADIES AT A FLOWER SHOW

Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall
where a flower show was in progress.
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The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.
For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show”!
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"You're on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.

So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.
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Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
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Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
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Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
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🙋‍♀️
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"What happened?” asked Connie.
🤔

"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
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Life is short...
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