I have touched my toes and I am nearly 95 but I had to watch my balance going down.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Police officer. The suspect is dancing naked through the streets downtown. Dispatcher. Copy that. Police Officer, Well I will try, but I'm not much of a dancer
 
I'm still able to touch the floor with my fingers but I'll never be like my Gran. At 87 she was still able to stand on the Sydney phone book and have the palms of her hands flat on the floor !
Yep I’m aiming for palms😊
 
Yep I’m aiming for palms😊
Once you get to that goal you'll have to try and stretch that little bit further standing on an old phone book :) But be careful - I have managed tumble over several years back. Try explaining to someone you fell off a phonebook!
 
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Once you get to that goal you'll have to try and stretch that little bit further standing on an old phone book :) But be careful - I have managed tumble over several years back. Try explaining to someone you fell off a phonebook!
🤣🤣think I’ll stick to the floor I don’t want another broken hip.
 
Once you get to that goal you'll have to try and stretch that little bit further standing on an old phone book :) But be careful - I have managed tumble over several years back. Try explaining to someone you fell off a phonebook!
You can’t fall off them these days the one I received a couple of weeks ago with yellow and white pages in it is about an inch thick.😊
 

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