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Nuns run out of petrol
Two nuns were driving along National Highway One out in the middle of nowhere when their car ran out of petrol. The two sisters stood by the vehicle wondering what to do when a petrol tanker pulled up. The truck driver assessed the situation and said he could give them enough fuel to reach the next town if they had a container that he could put the petrol into. A search of their vehicle turned up the only vessel the nuns had with them: A large porcelain chamber pot. The truckie filled the chamber pot with petrol and, leaving them with a funnel, continued on his way...
A few minutes later, after the truck had left, the two nuns were carefully pouring the fuel from the chamber pot into the car via the funnel when a couple of young men in a sports car zoomed past. The passenger in the sports car turned to the driver and said in amazement, "Did you see that? Now, that's bloody FAITH for you!"
