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Not Guilty Your Honour! (Adult)
A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
She moved seats. His smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
By the fourth move, he burst out laughing, and she had him arrested.
In court, the judge asked for an explanation. The man said:
“Your Honor, when she first sat down, she was under a sign that read ‘The Doublemint Twins Are Coming’ - I grinned.
Then she moved under a sign that said ‘Logan’s Liniment Will Reduce the Swelling’ — - I smiled.
Next, she sat under a deodorant ad: ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick’ - I could hardly hold it in.
But when she moved under a sign that read ‘Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident’ - I lost it.”
Case dismissed.
