[Skipton]

Not as it seems...​

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again.
She decided to leave a note saying.
"I've had enough and have left you, don't bother coming after me" Then she
hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in
the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom, she could see him
walking towards the dresser and pick up the note...
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the
phone and calling someone; - "she's finally gone...yeah I know, about
bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy french nightie.
I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the dirty things you like".
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed,
seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to
see what he wrote;
"I can see your feet."
"Stop being retarded, we're outta bread, back in 5 min."