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Nosey Parker

A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last bar-stool next to an older woman,
After awhile the woman starts to notice this horrible odour coming from the directin of the drunk.

She tuns to him and says, "Excuse me mister, but did you just shit yourself?"

The drunk replied, "Yes I have indeed shit myself."

The woman says, "Well why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up?"

The drunk says, "Cause I Haven't finished yet."
 

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