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Non Speakies
A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom
and found his wife fast asleep with the sheet pulled over her head.
Not to be denied, the amorous husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.
Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled
to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.
"How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"
"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over
early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to go and lie down for awhile."
Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened.
Why didn't you say something?" The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that
dipshit for fifteen years and I wasn't about to start now!!..
