[Skipton]

Noisy Neighbours​

A Young Scot Attends An English University
Young Donald MacDonald from the Scottish Highlands
went to study Law at a renowned and austere English university
and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
After he had been there a month, his old mother came to visit him.
"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people... ...
The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop... ...
The one on the other side screams and screams all night."
"Och Donald! How do you manage to put up with these
awful noisy English neighbours?" She asked her son.
Donald replied enthusiastically:
"Mother, I do nothing. I simply ignore them.
I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."