No Strings Attached!!
A father was buying bass lessons for his son.
After the first week the father asked him what he had learned.
The son said, "On my first lesson I learned about the E string."
The second week came and after the lesson the
father asked what had he learned that week.
The son said, "On the second lesson I learned about the A string."
The 3rd week came by and the father said to his son,
"You know these are expensive lessons, what have you learned this week?"
The son said, "I quit the lessons, I already got a gig."