Written on a toilet wall in the 1970's
It's no good standing on the shit house seat, cause the crabs in here they jump ten feet!
If you thing that this is high? Go next door the bastards fly!!
Love to all at SDC
Phil
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Here's another good one written on the toilet wall that I still remember from my 20s, when I was living overseas...
Some folks come to sit and think,
others come to shit and stink,
Some just come to scratch their balls
and read the writing on the walls.
 
When I was a wee, wee tot
They took me from the warm, warm cot.
They put me on the cold, cold pot
They thought I could when I could not!
So they put me in the warm, warm cot.
Then I gave them all I got!
When I was a wee, wee tot.
 
Not really ,when you get berated for being honest ,twice in a week for having an opinion,it shows how bad society is heading.
Wouldn't take it to heart. Some 'oldies' get grumpier as they get older but they would never admit to it or they just like to be spiteful. Why? Because they can. These ones are no fun and shouldn't be commenting on this Jokes & Fun page
 

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