[Luckyus]

Newlyweds​

Newlywed couple gets home from honeymoon. When they are entering their new lovenest, the husband says: “well, now it is a good time for us to get some ground rules established”
“On Mondays and Wednesdays it is game night with my friends”
“Tuesdays nights are poker nights. Thursday we go out for a good cigar”
“On Fridays we vary, but it is usually happy hour until late in the evening. OK?”
“OK”, she said, “but here at home I will have sex every night, you being here or not”