[Skipton]

New Shoes​

So, I was in the shoe shop this
morning trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant, ''It's too tight.''
She said, ''Try it with the tongue out.''
I said,''It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight,''

 

[Jarred Santos]

I blame you the next time I laugh aloud while putting some shoes on this is brilliant!

 

[Dennis]

New Shoes​

So, I was in the shoe shop this
morning trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant, ''It's too tight.''
She said, ''Try it with the tongue out.''
I said,''It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight,''

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the doofus break into two windows. One to go in and one to get out.

 

[VERJUN]

New Shoes​

So, I was in the shoe shop this
morning trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant, ''It's too tight.''
She said, ''Try it with the tongue out.''
I said,''It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight,''

Blonde ???

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

New Shoes​

So, I was in the shoe shop this
morning trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant, ''It's too tight.''
She said, ''Try it with the tongue out.''
I said,''It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight,''

Lol, what an idiot! Hahaha.

 

[Cheb]

My husband decided to buy some work boots instead of steel capped shoes.
He had some trouble getting a boot onto his foot.
He said to the young sales assistant that his feet were different.
She said, "That's quite common for people to have one foot slightly larger than the other."
My husband replied, "No.. one is right and the other is left!!"
The sales assistant couldn't stop laughing, and yes, he did purchase the boots.

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[Hrynpa]

New Shoes​

So, I was in the shoe shop this
morning trying on a shoe.
I said to the assistant, ''It's too tight.''
She said, ''Try it with the tongue out.''
I said,''It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight,''

Funny