[ramondo]

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In breaking news the ECB have announced the signing of Novax Dipstick as the opening bat for the next Ashes series.

While they admit he does not have any experience in cricket they observed that it took the Australians 2 weeks to get him out.

They noted also his ability for staying at the crease while seeking a judicial review of an umpires decision to give him out despite TV replays confirming the stumps being broken by a yorker.

(delivered by the minister of foul play)
Cheers
Ramondo (Just joined)

 

[Lindyloo]

In breaking news the ECB have announced the signing of Novax Dipstick as the opening bat for the next Ashes series.

While they admit he does not have any experience in cricket they observed that it took the Australians 2 weeks to get him out.

They noted also his ability for staying at the crease while seeking a judicial review of an umpires decision to give him out despite TV replays confirming the stumps being broken by a yorker.

(delivered by the minister of foul play)
Cheers
Ramondo (Just joined)

I like it!...Anything sending up Djokovich is good