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New bike
Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday.
His Dad said, "We'd get you one son but our mortgage
is $80.000 and your Mum just lost her job."
Next day, little Johnny walked out with his suitcase all
packed and his Dad asks, "Where are you going son?"
Little Johnny replied, "I walked past your room last night
and heard you tell Mum you were pulling out,
then I heard Mum tell to wait because she was coming too!!"
I'm not staying here on my own, with an $80.000
mortgage and no f***ing bike!!!"
