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Never Heard The Shot!
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price
-- the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,
put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy),
'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked,
return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500; they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
