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Near the Truth.
A Politician, a TV Reporter and a British soldier were captured
by ISIS.
They were as usual sentenced to death by beheading.
Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could each have one last request
before sentence was carried out.
The Politician asked to hear a rendering of ‘Keep the red flag flying here’.
The Reporter asked that the beheading be televised so that even when he was
dead his face would be on TV.
The Trooper asked to be kicked three times up the arse.
As the trooper's was such an unusual request ISIS decided to carry this out first, and as the last kick landed, the Trooper pulled a hidden 9 mm pistol out of his smock,
shot three terrorists dead, grabbed one of their fallen AK47s and shot dead
the rest of the terrorists.
The other two prisoners were amazed, and asked why he requested to be
kicked three times before drawing his gun.
"Because", said the Trooper, “when we get back to the UK I don’t want you
pair saying it was an unprovoked attack !”
