Napoleon
Napoleon was on the high seas when 10 English ships appeared on the horizon so he called for his red coat. The French annihilated the 10 ships. Later that week 25 English ships appeared on the horizon. The cabin boy came up to Naboleon after they had wiped out the 25 ships and asked why he had put on his red coat. Napoleon answered: My boy. I put on the red coat so that if I get hit the crew wont see the blood. Soon after there appeared 130 English ships on the horizon and Napoloen barked out the order: Cabin Boy, bring me my brown trousers!!