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Naming Rites!
A woman who is three months pregnant
falls into a deep coma.
Six months later, she awakes and asks
the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: ''You had twins, a boy and a girl,
and they are both fine.
Your brother named them for you.''
Woman: ''Oh no! Not my brother,
he's an idiot. What did he name the girl?''
Doctor: ''Denise.''
Woman: Well, that isn't so bad,
what did he name the boy?''
Doctor: ''Denephew!!!''
