[Skipton]

Nailed It!​

Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box
that fell out of a truck in front of him.
Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road.
The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box.
It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.
"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver,
"but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."
Amazed, the driver asked for what.
The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."

 

[Ivory]

Somehow or another us mere individuals are going to get screwed!

Several years a letter was posted in Sydney addressed only to the Department of Rape and Pillage with no other information. The following morning it was delivered to the ATO, the intended recipient

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What lives at the bottom of the sea with a six gun? Billy the Squid.

 

[CliffE]

1868 The last convict ship arrived in Fremantle, ending 80 years of penal transportation to Australia.

And we are still suffering the consequences, especially this day and age! (Come to think of it they're using airlines now!)

 

[RieTreesSilver]

Somehow or another us mere individuals are going to get screwed!

Several years a letter was posted in Sydney addressed only to the Department of Rape and Pillage with no other information. The following morning it was delivered to the ATO, the intended recipient

I used to work for one of the big banks too many years ago to admit to but we used to refer to Staff and Premises as Stuff and Promises, or the commonwealth Public Service had the dept of Housing and destruction.

 

[mOiOz]

1868 The last convict ship arrived in Fremantle, ending 80 years of penal transportation to Australia.

And we are still suffering the consequences, especially this day and age! (Come to think of it they're using airlines now!)

WELL SAID!!!!

 

[UruauP]

Somehow or another us mere individuals are going to get screwed!

Several years a letter was posted in Sydney addressed only to the Department of Rape and Pillage with no other information. The following morning it was delivered to the ATO, the intended recipient

Connection.

 

[Reet]

That is a clever one!

 

[Reet]

Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them!

The Italian crook was returning to Rome. He had arranged two appointments, the first with the Pope, the second with the Mafia boss. "Who should I see first?" he asked his adviser. "The Pope, "was the response. "You've only got to kiss his hand."