[Skipton]

Naan Doin!​

I was having a meal in an Indian restaurant.
I was just finishing up and thinking about getting the bill
when this little old lady came up to my table.
She said: “You are such a lovely boy, with beautiful manners.
You are a credit to your mum and dad.”
Then off she toddled.
I said to the waiter: Excuse me, but who was that?
He said: Ah yes sir:
that’s your complimentary nan…