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My Wife's From California!
A man in an Ohio Walmart this morning tries to buy half a cauliflower.
The young assistant tells him they only sell whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager.
The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
“Some sh*t-for-brains out there wants to buy half a cauliflower.”
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added,
“…And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation.
We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?”
“California, sir,” the boy replied.
“Well, why did you leave California?” the manager asked.
The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but porn stars and cheerleaders up there.”
“Really?” said the manager. “My wife is from California.”
“You’re kidding?” replied the boy. “Who was she a cheerleader for?”
