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My Wife Is Missing!!!
A man went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: Can you describe her? What does she look like?
Husband: Well, um, er, ah ... I guess she's average.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. Probably a little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Um, ah ... I don't know. She's pretty average. Not fat, but not slim either.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Um, I never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Well, that's a tough one. It changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown?
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: I don't remember exactly. It was after church, so it could have been a dress or a skirt.
Or if she changed it could have been jeans or sweats or something like that.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: It's a brand new 2017 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission, blue with tan interior. It has a custom matching cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It's beautiful. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck
