[mick.idgaf]

My son worked it out but the teacher was not happy.​

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[Observer]

Close

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Docror-Doctor I feel like a set of curtains. Well pull yourself together.

 

[Mark K]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Docror-Doctor I feel like a set of curtains. Well pull yourself together.

Unfortunately, in todays woke society it goes:
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a set of curtains. Well if you identify as a set of curtains - then you are a set of curtains.

 

[Teddy is my boy]

This reminded me of my aunt when she asked her pupils ‘who loves Jesus?
Little boy answered
“l do miss, love it in me bread”

 

[glennkidd]

I don't get it.
And, Observer, do you mean "close" as in close that door ... or "close" as in you missed! but it was close.

 

[Observer]

I don't get it.
And, Observer, do you mean "close" as in close that door ... or "close" as in you missed! but it was close.

near

 

[Observer]

If we play a game against another team, do you think they might deFETUS?

 

[Veggiepatch]

Nothing will deFETUS us. We shall stand strong!

 

[Veggiepatch]

If we play a game against another team, do you think they might deFETUS?

Missed by THAT much! One minute actually!

Courtesy of Maxwell Smart - Agent 86.