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My Sexy Single Neighbour

My neighbour
She's single
She's shapely
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time,
dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
 
My neighbour
She's single
She's shapely
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time,
dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
HAHAHAHA! This is hilarious :ROFLMAO:
 
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My neighbour
She's single
She's shapely
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time,
dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Love it, he didn't. lol
 
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My neighbour
She's single
She's shapely
She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time,
dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
You should have said sure I'll look after your dog but only after I join you in your adventures Lol
 
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