[Skipton]

My New Routine!​

I started a new workout routine this week,
doing crunches twice a day...
I do Cap'n in the morning and
Nestle's in the afternoon.

 

[Dennis]

Five surgeons met up for lunch, they began talking about the best patients to operate on, the first surgeon said, Accountants are the best. When you open them up everything in the inside is numbered, the second surgeon disagreed, no way- librarians are best everything inside them is in alphabetical order. the third surgeon responded, try electricians everything inside them are colour coded. The fourth surgeon said I prefer lawyers. they are heartless spineless, gutlus, and their heads and and rears are interchangeable. Finally, the fifth surgeon spoke up. I like engineers he said, they always understand when you have a few spare parts left over at the end.