["Flash"]

My latest favorite joke​

It's amazing how the very young learn about sex at an early age these days!
Little Johnny and young Mary are playing shops on the front verandah; he's selling her a cup of cordial for 20 cents, she sells him a make believe ice cream
for 15 cents and so on when young Mary comes running up to little Johnny and excitedly says, "Little Johnny, guess what I found on the patio?" Little Johnny, equally as excited replies " what'd ya find Mary, what'd ya find?" Young Mary replies.... "I found a condom!"
Little Johnny has a stunned look on his face when he asks "wha.. wha... what's a patio?"

 

[Xe]

It's amazing how the very young learn about sex at an early age these days!
Little Johnny and young Mary are playing shops on the front verandah; he's selling her a cup of cordial for 20 cents, she sells him a make believe ice cream
for 15 cents and so on when young Mary comes running up to little Johnny and excitedly says, "Little Johnny, guess what I found on the patio?" Little Johnny, equally as excited replies " what'd ya find Mary, what'd ya find?" Young Mary replies.... "I found a condom!"
Little Johnny has a stunned look on his face when he asks "wha.. wha... what's a patio?"

This has so much truth to it though, @"Flash" Kids are getting smartphones younger and younger these days and not all parents monitor them very well.