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My First Time Ever

It was my first time ever, and I'll never forget it, I'd do it again
without a single regret
The sky was dark, the moon was high, and we were all alone, just she and I
Her hair was soft, her eyes were brown, I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine, I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how but I tried my best, I started by placing my hands
on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart, but slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame, all at once the white stuff came.
At last, it's finished, it's all over now,

My first time ever milking a cow...
 
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My First Time Ever

It was my first time ever, and I'll never forget it, I'd do it again
without a single regret
The sky was dark, the moon was high, and we were all alone, just she and I
Her hair was soft, her eyes were brown, I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine, I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how but I tried my best, I started by placing my hands
on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart, but slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame, all at once the white stuff came.
At last, it's finished, it's all over now,

My first time ever milking a cow...
Has anyone else wondered what the first person who milked a cow was trying to do in the first place? :ROFLMAO:
 

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