[Skipton]

My First Day As A Cop.​

 

[Dennis]

Hope his underwear was clean.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. My best friend and I have just started a new business where we weigh microscopic objects. It's a small case operation.

What's grey, has spikes, and runs around a field. Barbed wire.
The last one is a bit rude. A group of runners out for their weekly run were jumping over a barbed wire fence, the last man in the group was small chinaman, after he jumped over he shouted to his mates, lookie lookie balls on hookie. ah so.