[Skipton]

My Dog!​

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and
again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much
larger than he needs and he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ...
I think my dog is a member of parliament!

 

[Ivory]

I was thinking it sounds like I’m married to your dog

 

[Littleboy8]

I was thinking of my cat while reading it.

 

[Johnno1]

Sounds like an apt description of our current head honcho.

 

[Bill MacL]

Is he a mongrel crossbreed? If yes, then definitely. Pekinese or Albonese.

 

[UruauP]

Ha!

 

[Drobbo54$]

Couldn’t agree more

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why was the father centipede so upset? All of his kids needed new shoes.

 

[Gazman]

Noit a member of parliament, we stupidly pay them too!

 

[mOiOz]

I'm going to join the club... stealing!!!!

 

[Luckyus]

Definitely a Labour One