[Skipton]

Muscles On The Menu!​

One night, while we were out for supper at a Mediterranean restaurant,
my sister-in-law had a question about one of the appetizers.
When the server showed up to take our order, she asked,
“Where do you get your mussels?”
The young waitress blushed, looked sheepishly
at her biceps and quietly answered,
“Cross-training?”

 

[Big M]

Too obvious! Hmm!

 

[Wandiwa]

Two oysters go into a nightclub, danced all night and just before they left, they both ended up pulling a mussel.