[Skipton]

Mugged!​

I was mugged by a thief last night when I was on my way home.
Pointing a knife at me, he asked me,
''Your money or your life?''
I told him ''I'm married, so I have no money and no life....''
We hugged and cried together.
It was a beautiful moment!

 

[Jarred Santos]

Mugged!​

I was mugged by a thief last night when I was on my way home.
Pointing a knife at me, he asked me,
''Your money or your life?''
I told him ''I'm married, so I have no money and no life....''
We hugged and cried together.
It was a beautiful moment!

'Thanks for the good cry, mate. I needed that! So, how about we get back to business: give me your ring.'