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MOWING THE LAWN
Joe, an avid gardener, was meticulously mowing his lawn, as always, in the front garden of his home.
Hot and sweaty, he proudly soldiered on, when a woman, driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac, noticed him and stopped her car.
She rolled down the car window and called out, “Excuse me, mister, do you speak English?”
Joe responded, “Yes madam, I do.”
The woman then asked, ‘What do you charge to do yard work?”
“Well…”, Joe replied and then paused, “...the lady in this house lets me sleep with her.”
The woman hurriedly rolled up the window and sped off.
Joe, an avid gardener, was meticulously mowing his lawn, as always, in the front garden of his home.
Hot and sweaty, he proudly soldiered on, when a woman, driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac, noticed him and stopped her car.
She rolled down the car window and called out, “Excuse me, mister, do you speak English?”
Joe responded, “Yes madam, I do.”
The woman then asked, ‘What do you charge to do yard work?”
“Well…”, Joe replied and then paused, “...the lady in this house lets me sleep with her.”
The woman hurriedly rolled up the window and sped off.
