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Moving In
A scouse woman was watching the removal men move furniture into the house next door and was seething with jealousy at all the beautiful furniture and appliances, leather suites, flat screen TVs, American fridges etc, etc. She couldn`t wait until she actually met her new neighbour.
A short while later a big black car pulled up and a very well-groomed young lady got out and made her way into the next-door property.
The woman who had been watching and waiting for just the chance dashed out to introduce herself......after the initial greetings etc., the woman finally got around to asking the question that had been "up-her-nose" since she had seen all the "goodies" being unloaded.
"I couldn`t help noticing you have some very expensive furniture and lovely labour-saving devices, how can you possibly afford it all ?"
"Oh" the lady replies rather snootishly "My husband works for Cunard."
The woman is aghast at this and screams "My `usband works f**kin `ard but we can`t afford those types of luxuries."
