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MORRIS AND THE STATE TROOPER
Morris, a senior citizen, drove his brand-new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.
Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
Morris floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival”.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
Morris paused, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
Morris, a senior citizen, drove his brand-new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.
Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
Morris floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival”.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
Morris paused, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
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