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More One Liners
Why are basketball courts always wet?
………Because the players dribble.
I ordered this book titled: "How to Scam People.”
……….It's been three months now - hope it'll arrive soon!
My cloning experiments finally paid off.
……….I'm so excited, I'm beside myself.
After a big fight, my wife yelled at me, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
……….So I replied, “That may be true, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
