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Moped
An elderly gent was riding his moped when coming to a red light noticed the new Mercedes’ Benz next to him.
The driver looked at him and smiled and old gent looked in and said what a beautiful car bet it goes fast.
The lights then changed green and driver farewelled the old gent and took off thinking to him self I’ll show the old gent how fast this can go and put his foot down. He then looked in mirror and to his horror noticed the old gent on the moped right behind him. Putting his foot down further on accelerator he went even faster hitting 120 mph. The old gent was still behind him coming just as fast and couldn’t believe this so went even faster and got to 200 mph.
Well red light appeared so driver hit brakes coming to a screeching halt when suddenly WHAM the old gent hit the rear of his car. Running to the old gent and asked how could you keep up to me at that speed? The old gent replies “ my suspender belt got caught on your mirror!”
