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Modern Day Nursery Rhymes
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
and was immediately rushed to the
Emergency Department with multiple
cuts and abrasions.
Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside
her,
and was promptly arrested on suspicion
of attempted aggravated assault of a
minor.
