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Milwaukee Chicken
An old lady walks into a butchers shop an asks for a Milwaukee chicken, the butcher looks at her scratches his head and puts a chicken on the counter,
the old lady sticks her finger in the chickens rear end sniffs her finger and says that's not a Milwaukee chicken that's a Rhodes island red.
this continues until she finds a Milwaukee chicken , "that one will do she says" ,
whilst the butcher is wrapping the chicken the old lady says "you are new here aren't you ,where are you from".
The butcher drops his trousers bends over and says "you tell me!"