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Midnight At The Oasis
An Aussie Commander in the desert, asked a group of troops.
"If you found a scorpion in your tent. What would you do?"
The young army digger said "I would throw a boot at it."
The young navy guy said" I would pick it up by the tail/stinger & eat it.
The toffee nosed RAAF guy said "I would call Room service
and ask why is there a tent in my Room?"
