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Middle East Tour
Anthony Albanese goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the Australian Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for $5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.'
The Australian Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Albo shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'.
The Australian Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'
