Mick & Paddy
Mick and Paddy are staggering home late one night from the local watering hole
When they arrive at the hostel where they are staying, they realize the place is locked and they cant get in
As they are standing there looking at the door trying to figure out how to get in, Paddy finally comes up with a plan.
Paddy says to Mick "We can climb the fire escape to our room."
They proceed to round the corner of the building to the fire escape and start climbing.
Mick turns to Paddy and says " You know Mick, climbing this fire escape I feel like a real fireman.
Paddy says to Mick, "Dont be silly, where are we gonna find a fireman this time of night?"