[Luckyus]

Menage a Twa​

I took a bird back to my place last night.

After ripping off my boxer shorts, she looked at me and asked, "What's wrong?"

"This doesn't feel right," I said, quickly sitting up, "I've only ever had sex with three girls."

"Really?" she asked.

I said, "Yeah, do you fancy giving two of your mates a call?"