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Medical School​

When I was young I decided to go to Medical School.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters,
P N E I S
and form the name of an important human body part
which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered, SPINE are Doctors today,
while the rest are on Facebook.

 

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An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam. See his answers:​

1. Antibody - One who hates his body.

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria.

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark.

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl.

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work.

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss.

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards

11. Dyspepsia: difficulty in drinking Pepsi.

12. Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish.

13. CT Scan: Test for identifying person's city

14. Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15. Parotitis: information about the parrots.

16. Urology: the study of European people